I need to live a portion of sarcastic humor every single day !

My favorite sources, which I’m reading everyday, are:

Cyanide & Happiness

Wulffmorgenthaler

This sites simply rock, their jokes are absolutely amazing, and without any taboo . It’s the best start for every morning.

My best shots from the Noc plná hvězd 2010 (headliner’s Edguy, Bonfire, Kreator, Root, …).

Arakain

Bonfire

Amateur’s box match

Doga

Edguy

The fans

Horkýže slíže

Kreator

Mandrage

Rage

Root

Škwor

Ssoge

The rock’s fun wedding

Picture galleries of the bands. Each picture pointing to the other band’s pictures, click on them…

Djane LadyWitch (3 pictures)

Hentai Corporation (13 pictures)

Charlie Straight (16 pictures)

Johnny Said The Number (11 pictures)

Pepeline (12 pictures)

The Prostitutes (8 pictures)

The Roads (14 pictures)

My old business card (from the 2003)
It was created by local graphic designer with my direct support (logo, the colored text "Jaromír smile Adámek . biz" is my own). Main mistakes: the key texts are too small and hard to read, they are on bad background (this is wrong, wrong and wrong, so this business card don’t fulfill its main purpose ). Second mistake is, that whole business card is too colored, it look like circus.

My goals for the new business card:

- BIG contacts texts, extremely easy to read

- simply layout

- something nice – I don’t like "classic" layout of white business card with big firm logo and tiny ugly contacts texts

My new business card (from the 2009)

Why I put my picture on it? Because when someone giving me business card I must every-time note, from the who it is on the backside. With my photo this is no necessary, everyone will remember me. Sure this is "brutal attack", but peoples like it very much (especially girls ).

Cheap printing

My second goal (first was to create the new one business card) was to print this business card so many times and very cheap , so I will may give it to almost everyone with no worry about a card price.

Printing of the 300 – 1000 business cards cost +- 0.1€ / each, so I used some "sneaky way" . I used for the printing the normal photo-lab , which printing digital photos (usually from the vacation). Business card height is 5cm, the width 9cm, on the photo 10*18cm (photolabs usually don’t limit the width of the photos, it’s something around 10 * 15-18cm) I pasted four photos, and now I’m on the half price of the regular print, and I’m really amazed with print quality!

REMAKED:

According to the many suggestions of the one of the my best friends Jarda, I made a new visit card.

He suggested:

• make photo from the longer distance to smaller the perspective – I like it as it is, so I don’t change it, I don’t like "flat" pictures without perscpective from the long distance
• change text anti-aliasing method to make smaller texts better to read – I implemented it, I’m of the same opinion
• little smaller texts and put some space around my head and corners – I agree to put some extra space around head to avod "colliding" of the texts with my head, but i don’t add space to corners, I like the text as big as is possible
• Put out duplicite name (in address). I hade it to show my bachelor title. – I agree and put it out, it bring me more space to separate name from the email and it from the post address

Big THX Jarda

Yesterday was in the TV document Made in China (2008, Great Britain, 57 mins) from the China, where married couple, of the factory workers, worked for the 190€ per month (both together , one 3€ per day include sundays ) 7D per week.

The man told, how happy is he, that he making so much (again 3€ per day) ! He must pay debts from the past. If he worked as the farmer (as he did), he had no chance to pay this debts (so how much making the farmers, if the "rich" factory workers makings 3€ per day?).

His grandfather asked him, if he have at least free sundays. He told, that sure, but, that he working 7D per week to make more money (they saved from their 190€ salary the 100€).

So they worked 2300km from their whole family (their 10 years old son and 8 years old girl). They travelling to the home only at the christmas once per two or three years .

It was sad, more the irony of whole story was, that they worked both only to pay 3000 € debt from the medical treatment in hospital, which must pay the man for the two visit’s of the hospital (his legs was paralysed).

My conclusions:

1) In China is everything 10* cheaper , especially food, cost of the human power, so this is the reason why is now almost everything made in the China . They making for us all this consumer goods.

2) I’m so happy, that in the my country working good the medical insurance . After two months I’m going to the magnetic resonance, and I will pay big zero, the 0 €. Everything is covered by my basic insurance, which cost me only 1601 CZK (61,81 €) per month.

3) China is the pure example, that if the right-wing and the left-wing sides going to far, that they will "shake their hands".

4) I’m sure living in the top 5% of the world, this peoples making 7D per day, eaiting only noodles with egg showed me, how work and life may be tough . In comparison with this is my stocks speculation, making rock photos and advertising on web pure fun .